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Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Beautiful and Damned)

(Source: meetjulie)

One piece of advice for all you seniors…remember that your liver can only process certain things. That is all.
Mrs. Gupta (via askthelaura)
veezytaughtme:

lemme cop dis

veezytaughtme:

lemme cop dis

carpr0n:

Come to pick you up
Starring: Lotus Evora
(by PWphotography)

carpr0n:

Come to pick you up

Starring: Lotus Evora

(by PWphotography)

aidiera:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bizarro]

The best.
carpr0n:

Backstroke
Starring: Lamborghini Murcielago
(by Pieric Dupaquier)

carpr0n:

Backstroke

Starring: Lamborghini Murcielago

(by Pieric Dupaquier)

askthelaura:

loool

askthelaura:

loool

(Source: ktutt15)

mom gave me a huge glare ._.
me: -studying for gov like a good little kid-
Mom: I can't believe I'm turning 50 soon.
me: At least you'll be closer to getting Medicare! Only 15 more years.
Mom: GLARE
me: ...the gov txbk says so right here
Mom: GLARE
me: ok i'll be quiet